Serial Partier

Finally we are up to speed. The past three days have been ah-maze-ing. Thurday was in the high 80s ~ a perfect pool day. Katie invited me and about 10 other people to layout and drink. It was mad hot, the water was ice cold, and so were the margaritas.

Things got real drunk real fast, but Katie had to leave for a family dinner so we decided to reconvene later that night at "frotch"/justin's new house. apparently justin had just bought a house and it needed to be broken in with a little party action.
I was hungover by 8pm and only too ready to drink it away.

As soon as I walk in I meet one of the guy's sisters and she is soo wasted. She is going on and on about being bicurious and asks all of us if we'r bicurious or willing to experiment hahaha. Later she mad ralphed and was carried home. Earlier justin and i had been talking and he said he didn't want the party to get too huge b/c he had new carpets and pussy shit. So he gives us the tour of the house, and as he's showing us the "master bedroom" my beer slips out of my hand. I felt horrible!! I could tell he was pissed, but he didn't let it show. Around 2 we ended up getting kicked out (which i dont remember) simply because justin was about to vom and didnt want the girls to witness it. I am told that he got up for work the next morning got sick and then passed out again and totally missed work. Sorry for partying, frotch :)

Friday Night
Friday was our friend david's birthday at jeremy's house.
It started out as most jeremy's parties do, with the usual crowd. Suddenly the normal crowd turned into thirty people we had never partied with. There were strange backwoods neighbors and their tatted up wives, at least fifteen hardcore rednecks, eighteen year old girls.. it was definitely diverse! People started raging over at the pool, throwing people in smoking, doing whatever. here's how the farmer's wife with two complete tatt sleeves made her drinks: A cup of vodka with a little bit of koolaid powder.. bad. ass. There were two sport-coolers of jungle juice, people started straight drinking from them. Once they were empty, my friend laura helped a hick pour a handle of vodka in and then they added their little bit of koolaid mix. so now, they were basically guzzling  shots! And here's what came of that:

 his original objective was to smash the beer canI don't know if even college life is enough preparation to keep up with the farmers on a friday night.


Early Saturday I laid by the pool at my friend Lee's. We weren't out long before a storm rolled in and so did the texts. ALL day I was texting with no joke over ten people about plans for the night. There were ragers going on. Normal for college, not normal for a small town. Erica was a year younger and some of my friends were going there, but Lee, Rachel, Kathleen, and I decided on Maggie's 21st birthday party. We arrive and walk towards her backyard. "o shit" we were overlooking her backyard, this was going to be crazy. the steep hill, lined with tiki torchs, lead down to the party. There were three areas, a bonfire, a pong table, and the dj booth/dance area all just chillin in a field. There were at least 75 people already there. It was like a hot high school reunion.. with all the losers out of the equation lol. 

We instantly buddied up with some old friends and got hit on by some new ones. I spotted Christine and went to say hi, she was sooo drunk. It was like 11 and she was already slurring, so she was VERY happy to see me lol. Rachel and I were walking back to my car to get my phone when we walked past two policemen walking down the hill. They didn't stop us thank god. We waited up top til they left, they were carding people. The first text message i opened on my phone was from Christine "Rachael there are cops RUN" haha so drunk, The cops came twice more after that. It was one of those nights when you just make a lot of new, hot, gorgeous friends. This was the only time i didn't mind getting hit on. We did our rounds and said our goodbyes, and as we were walking away one of the guys yelled "She was hot!" The perfect end to an amazing night. Rachel woke up the next day with my chapstick and her pepper spray in her pocket.. always a sign of a good night.
And as if 3 straight days of sunshine and liquor wasn't enough I recovered with two days of nothing but tanning, tv, and crabs. it's been a long time since life has been this good. 

Rapture

May 20th, 2011

Harold Camping predicted the day of rapture- the end of the world would be May 21st. Naturally, my friend Katie threw a party to celebrate crazy people everywhere and our last night on earth.It was the first big party of the summer. Everyone who we partied with last summer was there, along with some ex-cons carrying nitris balloons and the usual crashers. It was a great group of people lol

Playing Catch Up

I've been slacking on my blog. So to catch up...

My parents never found out about my house party. They suspected i would throw something but i didn't leave any evidence to give them any proof. A highlight of the party might sound silly, but we'r small town people so it is what it is. Rachel who works at a local resturaunt brought it's staple foods, their amazing fried chicken and sugar rolls. everybody's night was made. 
Also, I have an old friend, she's also my neighbor. Six years ago christine and I were best friends and then five years ago she told me she couldn't be friends with me because she was going to be friends with her soccer team. Ridiculous. in the last year she made an effort to reconnect. Obviously, with our history, I didn't jump to do the same. However, I invited her to my house party. She came and it was great to see her, things were a little stiff between us but still it was a start..

Bliss (bls) noun 1. Complete happiness; ecstasy.

Today I opened up my email.. mr. B emailed me a complete signed copy of my lease. IT IS OFFICIAL. I am moving to colorado in August. I have not felt so happy since January 11th, my last day in Colorado. No one can touch me. I am happy. I am happy.. I have not said that in so long. I am happy. I am so happy. 

Snow Day

October 2009

CSU had a snow day. It was the first snow day in 3 years. It was time to celebrate. Griffin texted me, they were all walking over to Booby's house to celebrate the snow day. Lindsey, Lindsay, and I headed over. 

It was your standard pike party, a keg, country music, dancing, drinking games.. as far as I could tell, everything that had ever been told to me about the pikes was a lie. They roofie girls, take advantage of you, they're jerks. Wrong. This was a bunch of guys that were dedicated to having as much fun as possible in any and all the ways they could think of. 

The guys all got dressed up in kiddy costumes and wore them all day , hilarious!

A funny story goes along with this day: Baca is one of the pikes, he's a short, wild mexican. This was the first time we met him. The Lindseys came up to me and told me that baca had tried to take them up to his room and they shut him down hard. They warned me he was being all weird and creepy. Griffin yelled at baca to go away, baca was so embarrassed..and drunk lol. baca was just being stupid, but for the longest time we all thought he was such a creep.
(Now a lot of girls hang around pike and though we were known by a few as regulars, the entire frat didn't really know me by name until sophomore year) This winter Baca came up to me at a pike party and confessed that he had been afraid to talk to me up til now. He explained, he remembered the snow day when we first met him and he said that he had been so drunk and knew he had weirded us out so he was embarrassed to talk to me til then. then he was like im going to friend you on fb! It was so funny and so cute.


And to make the snowday even better.. later that night we went to our first of 4 halloween parties 

Viva la Rachael!

It has started.
My week of freedom. 

My eyes shot open at 3 O'clock, and I lay there until they whispered their goodbyes into my ears. My parents have gone to california for a whole week.
Before they left, my mom signed the lease for the house I will be sharing with my friend katie and 2 other girls in fort collins, colorado. Perfect ...now i can throw a party.
After they left. I got up. Walked around, and made noise. there was no one to wake up. It feels so good. 
 I can't wait til friday. All my friends are coming over . . Swimming at the cliffs . Snowballs . Jello shots . Pong . Just good weather, good people, and drinking . 

I can finally breath.

Sorry For Partying, Rec Room

Tigerfest was this friday. Tigerfest is a annual towson university event, basically it's a day dedicated to drinking. There's also a concert, this year it was real big fish and far east movement.
Drinking started at 2.
I walked into my friend ashley's apartment as ashley and her friend were each giving lap dances to a guy, kk was awkwardly sitting nearby -poor girl. Each girl had already finished a bottle of wine themselves. After hanging around the apartments a bit we decided to go to rec room, everyone else could legally drink but me so I was just gonna go along for fun. At this point I had had 2 glasses of wine, two cups of everclear drank, and a shot. So we walk in and the bouncer, recognizes me and offers me a wrist band, of course I'm not gonna refuse. The outside patio was poppin. I went up to the bar and tell the bartender he does not have to serve me if he's not cool with it. He serves me. The music was blasting, it was a gorgeous day, outside patio packed wall-to-wall with towson students, and im living it up with my friends.
...Then it gets a bit hazy.
I had, a blue hawaiian and a vodka and cranberry. I don't remember if i had anything else. The next thing I do remember is laying in the fetal position on the toilet seat..yes it's possible lol. To add an interesting twist to the evening, two girls in the stall next to me started having sex.

Someone had complained to the bouncers about the scissor girls and the bouncers came in and told the girls to get the fuck out. The girls weren't making moves so I get up on the toilet and belligerently yell "I work here, get out!" The bouncer gets a cop to get the girls out and my friend kk stepped up on the toilet, and she too told them to roll out and the lesbian swings up and punches her in the face. Kk lunged back at the girl, thankfully the stall was in the way. A cop came in so we jetted. We either left or got kicked out i don't know exactly which. We, then, went back to Kk's apartment, regrouped, and went to a rager. It was pretty crowded for a towson party, the only downer was having to pitch but it was sweet none the less. I don't know what hour we got back, I have no concept of time from that day. We never made it to tigerfest lol.

I woke up this morning with a raging hangover and the first thought that came to mind was "Oh fuck! I got kicked out of work and my friend got punched by a lesbo!" I got so much shit at work tonight it was horrible. On a side note.. I got to see Ballyhoo at work tonight, pretty sweet. Anyhow, most of the staff didn't give a fuck, they just poked mad fun at me. However, one of the bar tenders was livid at me and told me i was lucky i still had a job and if i ever pulled such shit again "we'd have real problems".

...SORRY FOR PARTYING REC ROOM ;)