Tigerfest was this friday. Tigerfest is a annual towson university event, basically it's a day dedicated to drinking. There's also a concert, this year it was real big fish and far east movement.
Drinking started at 2.
I walked into my friend ashley's apartment as ashley and her friend were each giving lap dances to a guy, kk was awkwardly sitting nearby -poor girl. Each girl had already finished a bottle of wine themselves. After hanging around the apartments a bit we decided to go to rec room, everyone else could legally drink but me so I was just gonna go along for fun. At this point I had had 2 glasses of wine, two cups of everclear drank, and a shot. So we walk in and the bouncer, recognizes me and offers me a wrist band, of course I'm not gonna refuse. The outside patio was poppin. I went up to the bar and tell the bartender he does not have to serve me if he's not cool with it. He serves me. The music was blasting, it was a gorgeous day, outside patio packed wall-to-wall with towson students, and im living it up with my friends.
...Then it gets a bit hazy.
I had, a blue hawaiian and a vodka and cranberry. I don't remember if i had anything else. The next thing I do remember is laying in the fetal position on the toilet seat..yes it's possible lol. To add an interesting twist to the evening, two girls in the stall next to me started having sex.
Someone had complained to the bouncers about the scissor girls and the bouncers came in and told the girls to get the fuck out. The girls weren't making moves so I get up on the toilet and belligerently yell "I work here, get out!" The bouncer gets a cop to get the girls out and my friend kk stepped up on the toilet, and she too told them to roll out and the lesbian swings up and punches her in the face. Kk lunged back at the girl, thankfully the stall was in the way. A cop came in so we jetted. We either left or got kicked out i don't know exactly which. We, then, went back to Kk's apartment, regrouped, and went to a rager. It was pretty crowded for a towson party, the only downer was having to pitch but it was sweet none the less. I don't know what hour we got back, I have no concept of time from that day. We never made it to tigerfest lol.
I woke up this morning with a raging hangover and the first thought that came to mind was "Oh fuck! I got kicked out of work and my friend got punched by a lesbo!" I got so much shit at work tonight it was horrible. On a side note.. I got to see Ballyhoo at work tonight, pretty sweet. Anyhow, most of the staff didn't give a fuck, they just poked mad fun at me. However, one of the bar tenders was livid at me and told me i was lucky i still had a job and if i ever pulled such shit again "we'd have real problems".
...SORRY FOR PARTYING REC ROOM ;)
Made my day!
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