Sorry For Partying, Officer

Worked tonight. my friend Country bought me a few(3) double shots after work. After 2 shots, I was was like 'ok enough, i have to drive home country' but he wouldn't take no for an answer lol so i took 3 doubles. Passed by a cop on the way home, not unusual. What WAS unusual was that the cop bagged a U-ey after I passed him. "Oh shit" Lights flashing.. He pulled me over.. I'm drunk. but i wasn't worried. He Asked for license and registration.. you know the drill. Turns out i had a headlight out, and he let me go. 
Pretty much every time I've been pulled over I have gotten away with some sort of DWI charge. 


First time: Drinking Aftershock on the way to high school sr. year and rear-ended another car. Threw the Aftershock into the bushes and cops never suspected. 


Second time: bagged a U-ey, lost in Pennsylvania. Cop pulled me over for suspended tags that my dad didn't tell me about. Was on my way to a party. Smuggled the 3 handles of Absolut out of my trunk w/o them noticing. 


Third time: Drunk and high off my ass. The most fun driving experience I've ever had, Felt like a roller coaster ride. Driving my BMW 325i on country back roads and did two 360's and totaled the car. Under cover cop came by, called a marked cop car, and the two cops helped my high friend and my high&drunk ass push the car into a nearby drive way to avoid a towing fee and then they left. 


Fourth Time: drunk driving home, didn't know I had a headlight out. Pulled over, no ticket, no nothing.